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orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
An Expensive Funeral   11/18/2008 10:50 pm

Everyone was dismayed that Peter had died.

A popular man, left his wife Moira a strict instructions in his will for his wake to be a jolly and happy affair: a celebration of his life. ...


1 Comments, 83 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
LOVE FAIRY   3/8/2008 6:40 pm

1) Love is a beauty treatment Scientific test find that women make love, they produce amounts of estrogen hormones that can make her hair shines and smooth..

2) Gentle relax love ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
jinggoy143 36 M
113  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Prescription   11/15/2007 8:47 am

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why ...


0 Comments, 73 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Husband & Wife   10/3/2007 5:06 am

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."



"But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, ...


0 Comments, 111 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Twas the Night After Christmas   9/30/2007 9:09 am

'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy. ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRUNK WHEN...   9/30/2007 8:59 am

? You lose arguments with inanimate objects. ? You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. ? Job interfering with your drinking. ? Your doctor finds traces of blood in your ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
DNA Tests   9/30/2007 8:56 am

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Sherlock Holmes   9/30/2007 8:48 am

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Unfaithful Wife   9/30/2007 8:46 am

A guy tells his psychiatrist: It was terrible. I was away on business, and I wired my wife that I'd be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. I ...


3 Comments, 88 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Cowboy and the Indians   9/30/2007 8:45 am

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
How To Tell Where A Driver Is From...   9/30/2007 8:43 am

One hand on wheel, One hand on horn: CHICAGO.

One hand on wheel, Middle finger out window: NEW YORK.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, Cutting across all lanes of ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?   9/30/2007 8:42 am

From a ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
the neighbour   9/30/2007 8:41 am

Bob looked over the fence to see why his neighbour was digging and said to his neighbour' why are u digging and his neighbour said ''my fish is dead ' and bob said 'its a big hole for a fish' and the ...


2 Comments, 53 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Face Lift   9/30/2007 8:37 am

She's had her face lifted so many times, she talks through her ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Big Mouth   9/30/2007 8:36 am

He has such a big mouth, he can sing a duet all by ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Down The Aisle   9/30/2007 8:35 am

When she walked down the aisle with her groom, they had to walk single ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
on the bus   9/30/2007 8:34 am

there was a man on the bus and he was sitting down when a fat lady said 'if u were a gentleman you would stand up and let someone else sit down'and he said 'and if you werent so fat you would stand ...


0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Factory Workers   9/30/2007 8:32 am

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your ...


0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
smart salesman   9/30/2007 8:30 am

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's ...


0 Comments, 30 Views, 1 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
A DROP IN SALARY PERHAPS   9/30/2007 8:28 am

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going to Las Vegas." He questioned her as to ...


0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Bank Robbers   9/30/2007 8:27 am

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
lipstick   9/30/2007 8:25 am

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on ...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
APPLIED MATHEMATICS   9/30/2007 8:22 am

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS   9/30/2007 8:18 am

1 When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2 When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3 When you make a mistake, ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY   9/30/2007 8:16 am

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. ...


3 Comments, 24 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
The Doctor   9/30/2007 8:14 am

A Doctor passed away and was being screened for the destination of his soul's eternal afterlife. Unfortunately, he'd been a bit of a lout, a quack, and greedy to boot, so he wasn't quite certain what ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Beautiful   9/30/2007 8:12 am

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Ears Put Back On   9/30/2007 8:08 am

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said: " ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Old Country Delivery   9/30/2007 8:06 am

An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Doctor Orders A Birthday Cake   9/30/2007 8:04 am

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older, You are just getting better."

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Hole In The Fence   9/30/2007 8:00 am

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Labour Pains   9/30/2007 7:59 am

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Crazy Patients   9/30/2007 7:57 am

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Wife And Husband Visit Doctor   9/30/2007 7:54 am

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and ...


0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Kiss   9/30/2007 7:49 am

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,

"Do you know what it is?" ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
butt joke   9/30/2007 7:47 am

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
What Do You Believe In?   9/30/2007 7:45 am

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Bill Gates in Hell   9/30/2007 7:43 am

Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Ways to tell your online toooo long   9/30/2007 7:40 am

70 Ways To Tell You've Been Online Too Long



1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

3. You watch TV with the ...


0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Is Windows a Virus?   9/30/2007 7:37 am

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they ...


0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Computer Users   9/30/2007 7:35 am

Computer users are divided into three types:

Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

...


0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
The Less You Know, The More You Make   9/30/2007 7:34 am

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Heaven And Hell   9/30/2007 7:32 am

n Heaven:

The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English, The ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
DIED FROM GONORRHEA   9/30/2007 7:26 am

When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhea.

Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
FROG TO CONSULT A PSYCHIC   9/30/2007 7:12 am

A frog calls a psychic Panda Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A ...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Jesus is watching you   9/30/2007 7:08 am

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He’s sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - “Jesus is watching you!” He jumps, turns around, but he doesn’t ...


0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates   9/30/2007 7:07 am

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Meaning of M.P   9/27/2007 10:18 am

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?





...


4 Comments, 32 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Read and enjoy ....love humor?   9/26/2007 9:22 am

Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

********

Back ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Professional Courtesy   9/7/2007 11:27 am

Three men-a doctor, a priest and a lawyer- go for a cruise on a power boat out of Miami. Suddenly the weather changes. The wind howls, waves are huge, and the boat is battered by heavy seas. Soon, ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
A wise lawyer   9/7/2007 11:12 am

Standing around the grave of a departed friend are anthropologist, a doctor and a lawyer. When the eulogies are over, the anthropologist suggest that they all put some money in the coffin, as in the ...


0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
The Lawsuit   9/7/2007 9:05 am





It seemed that the son of Spanish lawyer graduated from college and was considering the future. he went to his ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes
rikkijoi 51 F
222  Articles‚ Score 0.0
A smart wife   9/4/2007 11:23 am

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife





Dear Sweetheart:



I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.



You are my ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Silent Treatment   7/15/2007 11:11 pm

A man and his wife were having some problems at home...

And were giving each other the silent treatment...

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife.... ...


1 Comments, 56 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
JOYS OF MARRIAGE   6/12/2007 11:00 pm

Marriage Part Four

A man has 6 children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, " Mother of Six, " in spite of her ...


6 Comments, 104 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Joys Of Marriage   6/12/2007 10:49 pm

Marriage Part Three

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband get up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either"

and ...


3 Comments, 132 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Joys Of Marriage   6/12/2007 10:35 pm

Marriage Part Two

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of there 40th wedding anniversary..

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone, that reads " ...


2 Comments, 91 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Joys Of Marriage   6/12/2007 10:24 pm

Marriage Part One

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady.. And after the wedding, the macho man laid down the following rules. He told his wife:

I'll be home when I ...


1 Comments, 57 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Somalian Immigrant   5/12/2007 10:02 pm

A somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States..

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says..

" Thank you Mr. American for letting ...


2 Comments, 52 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
LegallyRomantic 47 M
33  Articles‚ Score 0.0
The Frugal Husband   4/12/2007 6:25 pm

A penny-pinching husband regularly imposes his budgetary goals with his wife. It seems that it may, he could never be satisfied. One day on the way home from work, the wife decided not to take the ...


2 Comments, 70 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
LegallyRomantic 47 M
33  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Be Carefull What You Wish For (Including What Others May)   4/9/2007 10:31 pm

Three men were stranded on an island. While the other two men seemed responsible family men, the other was just enjoying the company of his new friends. The first two men were beginning to get ...


2 Comments, 54 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Golf Balls   3/31/2007 11:15 am

I never like golf, so I don't know what kind or which kind of golf ball to use.My friend invited me to go w/ her to choose the rght ball to use..
She and I were in the golf store comparing ...


0 Comments, 53 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff   3/10/2007 3:09 pm

three rednecks were working on the bell south tower.
there name are steve , bruce and jed..
steve falls off and is killed instantly.
as the ambulance takes the body away, bruce says ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
candy and nuts   3/10/2007 2:54 pm

my friend and i were walking at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.. as we were looking at the dispaly case, the boy behind the counter asked, if we needed help.. ...


6 Comments, 366 Views, 21 Votes ,1.02 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
small head   3/3/2007 11:54 am

man who have a small head get in the bar and the waitress asked... what happen to you? why you have such a small head? man relpied, " you wont believe it if i tell you".. waitress said "try me " man ...


0 Comments, 76 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
smart toddler   2/20/2007 9:38 pm

while i was in line at the bank one afternoon a toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
finally the mother was able to grab hold of her after receiving look of disgust and ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
snow prediction   2/20/2007 12:54 am

a very embarrassed female news anchor who will in the future , likely think before she speak. what happen when u predict snow but dont get any! a female news anchor, that the day after it was ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
orchidlady47 52 F
34  Articles‚ Score 0.0
not tonight honey   2/19/2007 6:39 am

One night a man rolls over in bed, giving his wife a big grin.
She says "NOt tonight honey, I have a gynecologist's appointment tomorrow,
I want to stay fresh and clean"
The man, ...


3 Comments, 118 Views, 17 Votes ,4.54 Score
Canada2002 45 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Anticipation is Everything   1/28/2007 1:27 pm

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Canada2002 45 M
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A Poem For Boys   1/25/2007 3:37 pm

The grossest thing for me to see is my bathroom floor all full of pee. Why can't they make it in the bowl? Don't they see there is a hole?
Out in the woods, they think it's cute to ...


4 Comments, 48 Views, 8 Votes ,1.39 Score
Canada2002 45 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Marriage as a Card Game   1/25/2007 3:05 pm

Marriage is a gamble. You start with a pair. He shows a diamond. She shows a heart. Her father has a club. His father has a spade. There's usually a joker around somewhere. But after a ...


2 Comments, 42 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Canada2002 45 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.0
The Male Mind   1/25/2007 2:56 pm

10 Things Women Will Simply Never Understand

Men are a misunderstood a lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our ...


0 Comments, 30 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Canada2002 45 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Make a Wish   1/25/2007 1:55 pm

A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, ...


2 Comments, 32 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Canada2002 45 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.0
The Laundry   1/25/2007 1:24 pm

"I think you should live each day as if it were your last. That's why I don't have any clean clothes because, really, who wants to do laundry on the last day of their ...


1 Comments, 22 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Canada2002 45 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.0
The "Guyness" Quotient   1/25/2007 12:56 pm

OK, all you guys out there, take this test to determine your "Guyness" Quotient." And I am sure all of you ladies out there will find this more than amusing, since you have to put up with all of ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Canada2002 45 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.0
New Dating Service for Women   1/24/2007 1:11 pm

Every unmarried person in the universe agrees on one thing: hanging out in bars is the worst way to meet a potential mate. This leaves me wondering why The Village Tavern looks like a shark tank ...


0 Comments, 28 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Canada2002 45 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Cooking with Bachelors   1/24/2007 12:03 pm

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once, " said one, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Canada2002 45 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.0
Comebacks to Pickup Lines   1/23/2007 12:02 am

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: ...


4 Comments, 28 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score

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